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Definition Of Love

Original Version
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, She's yours
If she doesn't, she never was

The new versions

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she ever comes back, she's yours
If she doesn't, as expected she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry she will come back

Suspicious
1) If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, ask her why
2)If you love someone,
Set her free ....
But get someone to follow her
3)If you love someone,
Are you sure, You love that someone

Go-getter
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, She's yours
If she doesn't, go get her!

Hunter
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Dont even wait until she comes back,
Go hunt her down!

Impatient
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back, within sometime forget her

Patient
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back, continue to wait until she comes back

Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
   *If she comes back, and if you love her still
    Set her free again,
    repeat*

Possesive
If you love someone,
Set her free ?
NEVER!!

Paranoid
If you love someone,
When you let her go,
She will be out to get you

Fascist
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
She WILL come back or be shot,
She WILL be yours or be shot

Old-fashioned/Conservative
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
But only if chaperoned by her parents

Animal Rights Activist
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 inthe second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees,
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade

Biologists
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
She will evolve

Statisticians
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway

Dental-Hygienist
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
She will be back, when the cavity strikes

Schwarzenegger fans
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Weatherman
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, it's back!
If she doesn't... who cares!

Pathethic
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, ok!
If she doesn't, how could she!

Sore-looser
If you love someone,
Let her go ....
If she comes back, dump her!
If she doesn't, make up bad stories about her

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