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Definition Of Love
Original Version
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, She's yours
If she doesn't, she never was
The new versions
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she ever comes back, she's yours
If she doesn't, as expected she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry she will come back
Suspicious
1) If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, ask her why
2)If you love someone,
Set her free ....
But get someone to follow her
3)If you love someone,
Are you sure, You love that someone
Go-getter
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, She's yours
If she doesn't, go get her!
Hunter
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Dont even wait until she comes back,
Go hunt her down!
Impatient
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back, within sometime forget her
Patient
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back, continue to wait until she comes back
Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still
Set her free again,
repeat*
Possesive
If you love someone,
Set her free ?
NEVER!!
Paranoid
If you love someone,
When you let her go,
She will be out to get you
Fascist
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
She WILL come back or be shot,
She WILL be yours or be shot
Old-fashioned/Conservative
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
But only if chaperoned by her parents
Animal Rights Activist
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 inthe second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees,
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade
Biologists
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
She will evolve
Statisticians
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway
Dental-Hygienist
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
She will be back, when the cavity strikes
Schwarzenegger fans
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Weatherman
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, it's back!
If she doesn't... who cares!
Pathethic
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, ok!
If she doesn't, how could she!
Sore-looser
If you love someone,
Let her go ....
If she comes back, dump her!
If she doesn't, make up bad stories about her
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